Eyeballing

I really love teenagers sometimes.  They come up with the greatest ideas.  Take the latest youtube craze, vodka eyeballing.  According to Fox News:

Hundreds of online videos that originated in the U.K. show teens pouring vodka directly into their eyes, straight from the bottle.

This is fucking fantastic.  Why not? Apparently, the activity carries with it the risk of permanent blindness, but you get to be a total badass! And if you go blind eyeballing vodka, what a great story to tell your grandkids someday. Plus, the ladies love a guy who blinds himself in a drinking game.  Trust me on that one. They love that kind of commitment.

I'm going to start doing this immediately.  Plus, why stop with vodka.  What else can we squirt in our eyes? How about turpentine? Could call it "eyehuffing". Bleach maybe? Could call it "shineballing".

This is great.  Fuck the eyeballs - how about a full on vodka enema?

I gotta get a youtube account.

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